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Today's video will answer the pressing question: What do bacon, great tits and a computer keyboard have in common?

Oscar Mayer, way out in front of the competition in meme recognition and marketing, is apparently going to bestow upon one lucky dad w/ 365 days worth of bacon, plus a sweet $5,000.

Offspring just need to submit a photo and write 50 sweet words about dad. Write nice words, receive bacon.

For the past decade, scallopers have supplied the struggling fishing industry with something almost as rare as leftovers of the fried, grilled or bacon-wrapped delicacy: good news.