Coffee and a Cigarette Mr. Vader?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:30:04 -0500

It’s no secret that I love free market capitalism. I’ve actually become so fanatical in my dedication to capitalism that it has become sort of a religion to me. Every night I kneel down and pray to a statue of Milton Friedman, which was made in China out of cheap and slightly toxic plastic. One of my leftist leaning friends even went so far to..

Learning How to Spell "Inflationary Depression"

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:56:48 -0600

As usual, I take a long pull from a bottle of cheap tequila, use it to swallow a handful of various calming medications, and manage to take a long, soothing drag on a cigarette before my wife yells at me, "What in the hell are you doing out there behind the garage? Put down that …